Martian Gravity: Difference between revisions

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This article is a humourous reference to the "Martian Gravity" saying on the official RF:G forums. For information about real gravity on Mars, see Mars.

Martian Gravity is the strange force that seems to be the cause for any odd happenings on Mars, or in Red Faction: Guerrilla in general.

Examples of Martian Gravity:

Geo-mod chunks falling slowly
Miners snorting cigarettes
Bots trying to run up very steep hills
Why did the swine flu break out? Martian Gravity.
What is the cure? Martian Gravity.
Why are the roadsigns using the Metric system and people drive on the right side of the road? Martian Gravity. [1]

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-Martian Gravity is the strange force that seems to be the cause for any odd happenings on Mars, or in Red Faction: Guerrilla in general. Building on mars are more reziliant to falling and cars on mars do not require as much torque to drive up hills. All objects (even heavy vehicles) are able to stay in air for much longer periods of time because of the lightness of matrian gravity.
+''This article is a humourous reference to the "Martian Gravity" saying on the official RF:G forums.  For information about real gravity on Mars, see [[Mars]].''
+Martian Gravity is the strange force that seems to be the cause for any odd happenings on Mars, or in Red Faction: Guerrilla in general.
+Examples of Martian Gravity:
+* Geo-mod chunks falling slowly
+* Miners snorting cigarettes
+* Bots trying to run up very steep hills
+* Why did the swine flu break out?  Martian Gravity.
+* What is the cure?  Martian Gravity.
+* Why are the roadsigns using the Metric system and people drive on the right side of the road? Martian Gravity. [http://community.redfaction.com/forums/topic/5443#comment-45804]
 NEEDS PICTURES AND MORE DESCRIPTIONS OF MARTIAN GRAVITY IN ACTION!